I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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