Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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