Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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