Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
then he tried to convert me to islam
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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