I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Panties = found
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
