did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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