the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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