I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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