I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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