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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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