I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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