I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My ass is underappreciated
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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