I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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