There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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