Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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