if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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