Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
