I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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