So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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