I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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