She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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