Have you finally orgasmed yet?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
is it fun? or sober?
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