She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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