I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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