Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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