Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
40s are totally the cure
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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