If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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