I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
