Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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