***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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