My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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