Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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