I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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