On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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