New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
