His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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