Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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