I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
