question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
