Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
