glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
