It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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