i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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