Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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