would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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