I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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