Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
nutella sex= disaster
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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