Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
