How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
