no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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