where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have fence marks all over my body
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