I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
