Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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