ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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